 "You know, Socrates said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living,' however, in your case, Edwin, it might be a blessing." |  "I appreciate the poetry of Lewis Carroll's 'Jabberwocky' too. But could you not call the Offensive End a 'frumious Bandersnatch' every time he makes a touchdown? |  (Spelling Bee Ball Had Little Influence On The Game We Know Today.) |  "Can I use it coach? My Dad made it for me from an old telephone pole." |