 "What I'm doing should clear your sinuses, take away your headache, and charge your iPod." |  "Okay, you're posture's very good. Now relax, concentrate, and slowly let go of your cell phone." |  "I'm hearing a lot. He either has intestinal problems or I've found your iPod Shuffle." |  "That's right, Kevin, it's a fair ball ... coming right your way. Hang up Kevin! Kevin - hang up and put your glove on!" |