 "Yes, I know how to query information from the program, but what if I just want to leak it instead?" |  "Once I told Mona that Access was an 'argument' based program, she seemed to warm up to it." |  "I hate when you bring 'Office' with you on camping trips." |  "No that's not the icon for Excel, it's the icon for Excuse, the database of reasons why you haven't learned the other programs in Office." |