 "Oh, her? That's Ms. Lamont, our plan administrator. She's going to help me determine your eligibility in our 401(k) plan." |  "That's the Harrisons. Never have I seen an investment portfolio start so strong and go south so quickly." |  "I've always used historical data analysis to rebalance my assets, but lately it's been pretty much hysterical data analysis that I've been working with." |  "My daughter's college education is costing me an arm and a leg and over 60 noses a year." |