Investing Cartoon Gallery

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(Shark Adventure. Swim With The Sharks. Learn Day Trading.)
"I was looking for an annuity that came with a rate that was fixed, not neutered."
(Locally grown stocks - Farm fresh CDs - Free range annuities)
"We've got several hollow tree options to consider. How many nuts were you looking to invest at this time?"
"I've always used historical data analysis to rebalance my assets, but lately it's been pretty much hysterical data analysis that I've been working with."
"When you asked me to advise you on investing your nest egg, I assumed you were speaking figuratively, Mr. Bunter."
(Salad Bars) "It's this trend that leads us to believe we should supplement our oil commodities with investments in some of the Earth's rich vinegar and crouton reserves."
"Eat your cereal. Your father's heavily invested in grain."