Cartoon Gallery
 (Whitey's 21 hour store.) "Einstein over there miscalculated our start-up costs and we ran out of money before we could afford to open a 24-hour store." |  "Since we lost the dolphins, Business hasn't been quite the same." (Swim with the Giant Squid, Moray eels, Jellyfish, Octopus) |  (Welcome To The Panama Canyon) "Well this sure changes the business plan." |  "It's hard to figure. The concept was a big hit in Nome." (Blubber in a Cup. Out of Business) |
 "It's quite a business plan, Ms. Strunt. It's the first one I've read whose mission statement says, '...keeps me out of trouble.'" |  "It's the crew Captain Columbus -they want to know what our flat world contingency plan is." |  (For technical support, press 7; for product information, press 8; if you're bored and just want to argue with someone, press 9 |  (Brenton Call Center) "I tried calling in sick yesterday, but I was put on hold and disconnected." |