Cartoon Gallery
 "I think my energy centers are well balanced. I keep my pager on my belt, my cell phone in my right pocket, and my palmtop computer in my inside left breast pocket." |  "The first thing you should know about investing online is that when you see the exploding bomb icon appear, it's just your browser crashing - not your portfolio." |  "I'm not sure - I like the mutual funds with rotating dollar signs, although the dancing stocks and bonds look good too." |  "It's a horse racing software program. It analyzes my betting history and makes suggestions. Right now it's suggesting I bet on football." |
 (Warren Enjoyed Showing Off His New 52" Flat Panel HDTV Dinner) |  "This time just for fun let's see what you'd look like with bat ears and squash for a nose." |  (Mouse Pad Help Center) |  "I think if you're trying to bluff in internet poker, it's probably not a good idea to follow your bets with a winking emoticon." |