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 "There's been a lot of interest shown in your home, but no offers. I suggest we either lower the price or start selling advertising space on your virtual tour site." |  "I think if you're trying to bluff in internet poker, it's probably not a good idea to follow your bets with a winking emoticon." |  (The Podcast "Lamp Talk" Was About To Become Explicit) "Sometimes these sockets need cleaning. First, make sure the lamp is unplugged, and then..." |  "Dennis! Dennis! Where are you? I'm being attacked. I know you're the groom. Tell them to just postpone the wedding a few minutes." |
 "Phil is so excited. He was passed over again as a full partner at the law firm, but was accepted as a Necromancer in his online game guild." |  "Look, you can't just list an extraterrestrial embryo on eBay without using some catchy phrases or power words to make it seem interesting and unique." |  "Hold on Barbara, let me launch Outlook and see if I can find a newsgroup on this." |  "My spam filter checks the recipient's address, http links, and any writing that panders to postmodern English romanticism with conceits to 20th century graphic narrative." |