 (SLOW) "Did you tell the Russell kid you wanted him to play 'Safety?'" |  "Why train for a triathlon? I guess after 18 years of raising kids, running a part-time business, and volunterring at the hospital, I wanted to challenge myself." |  "You'd better get some rest before tommoroow's race. Yesterday, you fell asleep in 12 minutes and 18 seconds. Let's see if we can better that." |  "The new soccer team from the U.K., 'The London Fog,' has just scored the winning goal, and in celebration, the team members are ripping off their double-breasted trench coats, and tossing them into the stands!" |