The Mormon Tabernacle Doorbell
"So, our daughter tells us she's dating a Mormon. Julie's father and I understand that Mormons never curse. Tell me Mr. Stuart, how good a Mormon are you?"
"That one was really close! A little lower and to the left!"
(The Apocalypse of John) Okay, no one's going to believe this without a snappy title. Let's see, "The Awesome Moment of John,