"The next time we get an additional round of funding, don't say anything. You're lucky I convinced them 'Ka-Ching, Ka-Ching!' was Swahili for thank you, thank you!"
"The University is certainly grateful for this check you're writing, and we all look forward to seeing your nephew, Grant, no pun intended, at our school in a few years."
"The pitcher's having a little trouble with his inside curve and I'm trying to help him out."
"Oh for gosh sake - you've got to figure out what you're doing wrong when you make upside-down cake, or you're gonna kill yourself."