"I don't get it. I'm playing a legendary jazz musician and the director keeps telling me to stick to the script and stop improvising."
"I just don't get it. The Robinsons next door sold their house in 5 days and it was the exact same model 3-room ranch that I have."
"I'm entering all the bank's requirements for a mortgage, and I either have to buy a computer with more memory or start looking for a smaller house."
"Mr. Johnson, I think we found your dream home! By the way, how do you feel about ghosts, ancient burial grounds and curses?"