"Along with "Antimatter" and "Dark Matter", we've recently discovered the existence of "Doesn't Matter", which seems to have no effect on the universe whatsoever.
"I am being mindful about food and my eating. That's how I know you've got 3 more chips on your plate than I do."
"In preparation for takeoff, we ask that you turn off all electronic devices, laptop computers and mainframes..."
Bud and Elliot Grundt develop the first Mainframe Mouse