 "The problem with wine tastings is you're not supposed to swallow, and Clifford refuses to spit. Fortunately he studied rumpet with Dizzy Gillespie." |  "Well, I'm enough of a wine expert to know that if the boat were sinking, there'd be several cases of this Bordeaux that would go into a lifeboat before you would." |  "Oooo, what's in here? Is that sun-dried eye of newt? How gourmet!" |  "Do I like arugula? I love arugula!! Some of the best beaches in the world are there." |